That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records. the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live.Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993), Hachette Books, ISBN 1-56282-840-1.Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. Threw down, if you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava. MAYBE in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself.It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance. IF YOU GO through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." TO ME, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.Deeper Thoughts : All New, All Crispy (1993), Hachette Books, ISBN 1-56282-840-1.IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.".And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 5-6.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.Deep Thoughts were first seen in small comedy magazine Army Man Comics edited by George Meyer and continued in National Lampoon in 1984 though gained popularity when they were read on Saturday Night Live beginning in 1991. He is most famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large corpus of surrealistic one-liner jokes. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. I remember wed all pile into the car - I. ( 1) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 16: Episode 12 90l: Kevin Bacon / INXS Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Jack Handey V/O: One thing kids like is to be tricked. That way, youll be a mile from them, and youll have their shoes. Deep Thoughts: Family Vacations Lyrics: And now, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey / The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. -Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
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